an indecent proposal

A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father considered the question, then replied, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
And ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for the same.

When they've told you, come back and we'll talk."The boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I couldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The sister replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be in heaven if I had that chance!"

The boy pondered this for a bit and went back to his dad. His father asked, "So could your mother and sister help you understand the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with a couple of sluts."

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